CPb Non-Paintball Talk http://carolinapaintballers.com/index.php Sat, 19 May 2012 09:23:28 -0400 30 http://carolinapaintballers.com/index.php?showtopic=4873
It looks like CockerKid has decided to celebrate his 21st birthday at the Saucer. I guess it's only fitting since he has all but grown up there.

If you are able please come out and celebrate with us.

It will be about 6:00ish before we get there.

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I know that as the Holiday approaches most of us are losing control over our free time. So lets see if anyone is interested in doing this.

The only days bad for me are Tuesday and Thursday, but even those are flexible if the rest of the group decides one of them.

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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual. The only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No Worries” to “She’ll Be Alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I Think We’ll Need to Cancel the Barbie This Weekend!” and “The Barbie is Cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

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A tornado of ZOMBIES!

I never saw any blood (zombies don't bleed) or any bodies (cdc carried them away for testing) in any of the film footage this morning. How many times have you been warned - in a zombie outbreak the epicenter is always a hospital where the bitten take refuge. The Weather Channel had all sorts of footage, but did you know the weather channel is based in Atlanta? Hmmm, what else is based in Atlanta......THE Center for Disease Control!

Arm up! the end is near.]]> Tue, 24 May 2011 23:09:37 -0400 http://carolinapaintballers.com/index.php?showtopic=4823